THIS BOOK IS NOT A TOY!
Friendly Advice How to Avoid
Death and Other Inconveniences
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WORDS OF PRAISE FOR
THIS BOOK IS NOT A TOY!
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“Chuck Goldstone is a man beset by demons...and Chuck battles them like an intrepid Quixote with a single weapon: schtick. He is funny. He is gloriously insane. Plain and simple, he makes me laugh.”
Ron Suskind
Pulitzer Prize Winning Writer and Best Selling Author |
“...combining a peculiar power of observation with a gentle ability to turn the mirror on ourselves and make us chuckle at our silly human tricks.”
David Brown
Producer and Host, Marketplace
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"Mr. Goldstone's THIS BOOK IS NOT A TOY is wise, witty, and hilariously funny!"
Patrick McManus
Humorist and author of They Shoot
Canoes, Don’t They?
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In this wry, wistful, deeply wise, and trouser-wetting funny collection of essays, nationally known humorist and public radio commentator Chuck Goldstone shows us why we humans are a fluky bunch, agents of our own undoing, who dive blindly into life, too often underestimating the potential for danger and overestimating our competence.
This Book Is Not a Toy! is Goldstone's summa, his collected advice about life’s hidden peril. Sharing his own off kilter experiences and those observed in his fellow species, he spelunks the deep regions of overconfidence and shows how we have replaced common sense and 100,000 years of collective mammalian wisdom with naiveté, oafishness and bad judgment.
CONTENTS
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- The Spirit of Adventure
- My Mother’s Warning
- The Home Depot Chain Saw Massacre
- You’ve Been Warned
- Bully for Fear
- Wildlife Television
- We Are No Match
- To Be Safe, Always Carry a Mongoose
- That’s Entertainment!
- Dating a Woman from Snake Country
- Communing with Dangerous Pets
- Not an Animal Family
- No One Will Call Me “Lieutenant”
- A Smudge in the Record Books
- Cutting Short Life in Your Spare Time
- Adventure Vacations
- The Revenge of Mountains
- Flights of Fancy
- Your House Is Out to Get You
- Instruments of Our Personal Destruction
- Patio Peril
- Don’t Say We Didn’t Warn You: An Epilogue
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